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Every fool has a heat level. What's yours?

Experience the foreplay of flavor before feeling the Heat

📍 EXCLUSIVELY AT HAMILTON FOOD PARK • Real ingredients. Real heat. Real transcendence.

🌶️ Elevated Flavor Experience

Best enjoyed at 4:20 when taste buds achieve peak consciousness 😂

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Fool-featured

Perfect for trying multiple heat levels or sharing with friends. Mix and match your favorite fool levels.

Tier 1: "Find Your Level"
$10 - Any 5oz + 1oz bonus
Tier 2: "Elevation Station"
$14.20 - Both salsas + 1oz (MOST POPULAR)
Tier 3: "Full Experience"
$25 - Choose any three 5oz bottles

"Find Your Level"

$10

Choose any 5oz bottle • Plus bonus 1oz sample

Flavor foreplay guaranteed • Perfect starter pack Videos

Get Yours Today

"Elevation Station" (MOST POPULAR)

$14.20

Both salsas ($4.20 each) • Plus any 1oz fool bottle

Best value combo • Perfect for 4:20

Get Elevated

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Find Your Fool Level

From Flirty to Transcendent - Real Food, Real Heat, Real Stories

📍 EXCLUSIVELY AT HAMILTON FOOD PARK

Multiple food trucks • Open daily • Find us at any participating trailer

🌶️ Elevated Flavor Experience 🌶️

Best enjoyed at 4:20 when taste buds achieve peak consciousness 😂

Also excellent at 8:40, 12:60, and whenever you remember food should be fun

Today's Magic ✨

🔥 THE DEAL: Hot Sauce (5oz) + Bonus Fool (1oz)

$10 - Choose Your Adventure

Get any 5oz bottle PLUS pick your bonus 1oz fool level to try!

5oz of your favorite heat level
PLUS one 1oz bottle of ANY fool level
Perfect for finding your heat personality
Or for daring that one friend...

Pro tip: Get a safe 5oz for yourself, pick CDF10 for your enemy

The Jazz Ensemble - Tomatillo Salsa

$4.20 - You Know Why 😂🌿

The salsa that ruined all other salsas. Best enjoyed when "elevated." Made fresh at 4:20am (not really, but wouldn't that be perfect?)

The Backup Singers - Tomato Salsa

$4.20 - The Gateway Drug (to Real Food)

For those who like flavor without the fire. Same consciousness-raising process, gentler heat.

Individual Fool Bottles (1oz Samples)

$3 each or 4 for $10

Build your own fool's journey or distribute chaos to friends

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🎯 Bundle Deals

The "Elevation Station" 🌿

$14.20 - The Complete Elevated Experience

Both salsas (Jazz & Backup Singers) + ANY 1oz fool bottle of your choice

The "Fool's Dare" 😈

$15 - One Safe Choice + Three Weapons

One 5oz bottle (your heat level) + THREE extreme 1oz bottles (DF8, ADF9, CDF10)

The "I Regret Nothing" Package 🔥

$42.00 - Everything You Can Carry

Dealer's choice of whatever we have in stock. Minimum 10 items. Maximum chaos.

How to Get Yours

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Real People, Real Stories

"My wife refused to try any of them. I shamed her into trying the least spicy one and she said 'OK I admit this is delicious' and put it on all four of her tacos"

- Mike Filsaime, Creator of GrooveCM

"First hot sauce I've been able to enjoy in 5 years. Whatever you're doing differently, keep doing it."

- Previous stomach surgery patient