Every fool has a heat level. What's yours?
Experience the foreplay of flavor before feeling the Heat
📍 EXCLUSIVELY AT HAMILTON FOOD PARK • Real ingredients. Real heat. Real transcendence.
🌶️ Elevated Flavor Experience
Best enjoyed at 4:20 when taste buds achieve peak consciousness 😂
"Find Your Level"
$10
Choose any 5oz bottle • Plus bonus 1oz sample
Flavor foreplay guaranteed • Perfect starter pack Videos
"Elevation Station" (MOST POPULAR)
$14.20
Both salsas ($4.20 each) • Plus any 1oz fool bottle
Best value combo • Perfect for 4:20
Find Your Fool Level
From Flirty to Transcendent - Real Food, Real Heat, Real Stories
📍 EXCLUSIVELY AT HAMILTON FOOD PARK
Multiple food trucks • Open daily • Find us at any participating trailer
🌶️ Elevated Flavor Experience 🌶️
Best enjoyed at 4:20 when taste buds achieve peak consciousness 😂
Also excellent at 8:40, 12:60, and whenever you remember food should be fun
Today's Magic ✨
🔥 THE DEAL: Hot Sauce (5oz) + Bonus Fool (1oz)
$10 - Choose Your Adventure
Get any 5oz bottle PLUS pick your bonus 1oz fool level to try!
- 5oz of your favorite heat level
- PLUS one 1oz bottle of ANY fool level
- Perfect for finding your heat personality
- Or for daring that one friend...
The Jazz Ensemble - Tomatillo Salsa
$4.20 - You Know Why 😂🌿
The salsa that ruined all other salsas. Best enjoyed when "elevated." Made fresh at 4:20am (not really, but wouldn't that be perfect?)
The Backup Singers - Tomato Salsa
$4.20 - The Gateway Drug (to Real Food)
For those who like flavor without the fire. Same consciousness-raising process, gentler heat.
Individual Fool Bottles (1oz Samples)
$3 each or 4 for $10
Build your own fool's journey or distribute chaos to friends
🎯 Bundle Deals
The "Elevation Station" 🌿
$14.20 - The Complete Elevated Experience
Both salsas (Jazz & Backup Singers) + ANY 1oz fool bottle of your choice
The "Fool's Dare" 😈
$15 - One Safe Choice + Three Weapons
One 5oz bottle (your heat level) + THREE extreme 1oz bottles (DF8, ADF9, CDF10)
The "I Regret Nothing" Package 🔥
$42.00 - Everything You Can Carry
Dealer's choice of whatever we have in stock. Minimum 10 items. Maximum chaos.
How to Get Yours
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Find us at Hamilton Food Park
Real People, Real Stories
"My wife refused to try any of them. I shamed her into trying the least spicy one and she said 'OK I admit this is delicious' and put it on all four of her tacos"
- Mike Filsaime, Creator of GrooveCM
"First hot sauce I've been able to enjoy in 5 years. Whatever you're doing differently, keep doing it."
- Previous stomach surgery patient
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